Lindsay Lohan Shows Up To Court As Bizzaro Robert Palmer Girl

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You’re gonna have to face it: She’s addicted to CRIME.

Here is your Lindsay Lohan, America. Sober? Maybe. But still freckled-knee deep in trouble. She showed up to a Santa Monica courtroom a few minutes ago dress in the above get-up, which can only be described as one of Robert Palmer’s angels up in heaven where he surely lives. Lindsay is facing felony theft charges for walking out of a Los Angeles store with a necklace worth over $2,500 around her neck.

Can someone get the guy who ran the hotel in Pretty Woman to call up his friend who guesses ladies dress sizes with a single glance to take Lindsay under her wing and get her in an appropriate brown-with-white-polka-dot dress IMMEDIATELY?

More pics of Lindsay ahead. That dress will surely have cheetoh-like spray-tan marks on the inside in about 15 minutes time.

[Photos: Splash]

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