D’Arcy From The Smashing Pumpkins In Prison For Missing Court Dates

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Anyone wondering what D’Arcy Wretzky from the Smashing Pumpkins was up to will probably be bummed to find out the truth. According to TMZ, the “Bullet With Butterfly Wings” bassist is in jail due to a horse-related legal infraction—and we’re not talking about “horse.”

Seems a couple horses escaped her ranch back in 2009, and no they didn’t stomp on her face. The reclusive former rock star was charged with “Animals Running At Large” (great band name!), but—for reasons we’re tempted to extrapolate from her mug shot—Wretzky (arrested for cocaine possession in 2000) didn’t make any of her multiple court dates, and was brought in on a bench warrant earlier this week. Meanwhile, Pumpkins leader Billy Corgan, who has called D’Arcy a “mean-spirited drug addict,” tweeted yesterday that he’d like everyone to call him William now. Could be worse, dude! Could be worse.

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