If the internet rumors are true, ScarJo has been just speed-dating through 2011. First it was Jason Sudeikis and Scarlett, then Justin Long and Scarlett, then we saw her hanging out with ex Ryan Reynolds all the time. And that was in the last two weeks! How does the girl have to time to eat and sleep, let alone appear in movies? Well, now we can add Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn dating rumors to the giant steaming pile of untrue gossip. “Their first hook-up was in Scarlett’s Bungalow” at Chateau Marmont, an insider had claimed to US Magazine, which seems like the classiest place to hook-up.
Said the source, “Scarlett first reached out to Sean when she was planning to visit Haiti with Oxfam. She knew Sean was living there in a tent and turned to him for advice.” Well, if a girl asks a fella about doing charity work in Haiti, that’s as good as a promise ring! “Scarlett’s smitten with him,” the insider claimed. We guess no one told the smitten kitten herself that the two were canoodling, seeing as how Johansson’s rep denies she’s dating Penn. “There is no truth to this at all,” ScarJo’s rep scoffed. Seems like every time Scarlett so much as eats a sandwich with a male friend, new rumors crop up. Either that, or she’s going to need a chore wheel on the fridge to keep track of all of her innumerable boyfriends.