FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The 2011 Westminster Dog Show

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BEST SIGN FROM YOUR LOCAL BITCHES PRODUCE MAN

THE BIGGEST POSER

MOST LIKELY TO NEED ACTIVIA

NEVER, EVER FEED IT AFTER MIDNIGHT

MOST TEMPTING APPETIZER

THIS DOG HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 4 DAYS AND NO ONE’S NOTICED

MOST TERRIFIED FOOTBALL

WINNER OF “SMALLEST BELLYBUTTON LINT”

SICKEST SEX GAME

MOST ROMANTIC HOMECOMING COUPLE

CAN YOU SPARE A SQUARE?


No. I Don’t Have A Square To Spare.

PAWS MOST LIKELY TO MAKE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TINK TINK TINK SOUNDS

WANTING TO GO HOME HE IS

AND THEN THERE WAS THE TIME THAT DOG STUCK HIS PAW IN A TOASTER

MOST SUSPICIOUS SIDE-EYE

PUT THIS DOG IN A HIGH CHAIR AND CALL IT A LIFE

DOG WE WISH WOULD SAY “SURREAL, BUT NICE” DUE TO HIS RESEMBLANCE TO ACTOR HUGH GRANT

WORST GUITAR SOLO

LOOKS LIKE CHERYL’S HIDDEN PEANUT BUTTER UP ONE OF HER ORIFICES AGAIN

OH NO. THE COLLIES HAVE BEEN MIXED UP AT CAMP AGAIN. HOW ADORABLE WHEN ONE OF THEM GOES TO ENGLAND AND THE OTHER TO A HORSE RANCH AND EVENTUALLY DOG DENNIS QUAID AND DOG NATASHA RICHARDSON FALL IN CANINE LOVE!

ASIANEST STEREOTYPE

DOG MOST LIKELY TO WONDER WHERE THE MAGIC IN HER RELATIONSHIP WENT

OUR NEW FAVORITE BREED: THE RICK JAMES BITCH

DISBELIEFIEST WINNER


Westminster Winner Scottish Deerhound Hickory

ROUNDING SECOND BASIEST

WILFORD BRIMLEYIEST

DOG WHOSE FAVORITE TREAT IS THAT LIL BISCUIT KNOWN AS A “HAPPY ENDING”

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE

DOG MOST LIKELY TO GET KILLED SLEEPING ON A COUCH

MOST EFFECTIVE SWIFFER

HOTTEST STRIPPER

ON A VERY SPECIAL UPCOMING EPISODE OF THE BACHELORETTE

JUST ANOTHER DAY ON THE BREAD LINE

EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOW LONG’VE YOU BEEN IN FOR? *SILENCE* FINE BE THAT WAY

LEGS I WOULD MOST LIKE TO APPLY ASTRINGENT TO MY FACE WITH

HE KNOWS

“THE DA VINCI CODE AGAIN??? MAAAA…”

MOST SUSCEPTIBLE TO VULCAN NECK PINCH

SOPHIE’S CHOICIEST

DOG THAT HASN’T SH*T IN PROBABLY 8 YEARS DUE TO “DREAD CLOG”

“IS THAT THE MAN WHO STOLE YOUR LIBRARY BOOK?”

I’VE NEVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT DOG CALVES, BUT NOW THAT I’VE SEEN THEM, I’LL NEVER FORGET

WHAT THE DOG SHOW IS ALL ABOUT: WHISPERING SWEET NOTHINGS INTO YOUR PUP’S EAR

 

 

[Photos: Getty Images, LA Times]