Justin Bieber Shot To Death On CSI

by Anthony Miccio

Between Justin Bieber‘s abortion comments and countless Never Say Never premieres we almost missed the kid getting blown away on CSI last night. Thankfully, the folks at Popdust crafted a suitable memorial, slowing down Bieber’s bloody prime-time death and tacking on Imogen Heaps‘s “Hide and Seek” for good measure. If you think his stance on health care is anti-American, wait until you see him pull a piece on our boys in blue!

Apparently the producers originally planned to blow Bieber’s Jason McCann up (“badass,” tweeted Bieber about the role), but decided on a less “grisly” ending—though it’s hard to imagine a fate grislier than what he gets in the clip. Hopefully this won’t be his last appearance as a murderer. Maybe Bieber would consider playing Patrick Bateman in American Psycho: The College Years?