It’s pretty clear what George Clooney looks for in a girl having seen Elisabetta Canalis dance to Ciara’s “Like A Boy,” which she performed at the closing night of the 61st Italian Song Festival in San Remo, Italy. George’s girl looks so fierce with her black leotard and cane, we don’t even have time to wonder why a four-year-old American pop song was being performed an Italian concert in 2011. The vocals, however, have us wondering if Ciara is doing a spit-take in front of her computer right now. Put down your coffee before you press play, girl! We’re sure it’s just the audio, but don’t the first few lines sound like twelve different women thought it was their turn to sing, and then also they forgot what language they were speaking?
Elisabetta bumps and grinds through Ciara’s hit, finally stripping off her erotic tuxedo jacket to remind all of Italy what we already knew: Canalis looks great if the number of pieces of clothing she has on hovers around one. Oh, and if you’ve ever wondered what Clooney sees in the Italian model and dancer, we refer you now and forever to the full split at 1:27, which also explains why Canalis was unable to incorporate pants in her wardrobe selection.