News That Makes Us Barf: Jesse James To Write His Memoirs

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So Jesse James really does want to be chased out of America, right? The world’s biggest d—bag has snagged a deal with Gallery Books to write a tell-all memoir. In this book, Jesse will prove to be an even bigger loser by penning intimate details of his failed marriage to Sandra Bullock and his engagement to Kat Von D.

Which means we have to start a boycott now. Do not buy this book! Do not allow him to make money on this. Is the Vanilla Gorilla planning to talk about all his incredibly tasteless sexcapades as well? Is a certain Michelle “Bombshell” McGee going to make an appearance in this excuse for a book? Because if he’s going to have the gall to talk about Sandra, he had better own up to his pathetic infidelity and general grossness.

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