With TMZ going on about the two “goddesses” Charlie Sheen is dating, we’re a little surprised to hear that he’s managed to patch things up with his ex-wife as well. At least that’s what Radar says, claiming Brooke Mueller has moved back in with ex-husband Sheen, who allegedly threatened her with a knife over Christmas 2009. “She moved in several days ago,” says their source. “IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m sure Brooke will try to deny this. She thinks because Charlie lives in a gated community that nobody has seen her. But sheÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s wrong. A lot of people know about this and theyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve justÃ‚Â been keeping it quiet. Everyone is stunned.” Mueller’s mom said Charlie was trying to win Brooke back in January, but we figured the whole “cocaine bender with porn stars” would put the kibosh on that. Silly us!
Even if Brooke really has returned to the homestead, that doesn’t mean Charlie has to leave porn stars like Bree Olsen off his speed-dial. TMZ is pushing the idea that Charlie wants both Mueller and fellow ex-wife Denise Richards to move into mansions near his, so all the half-siblings can hang out with their proud papa. While Sheen certainly has the money to cross Big Love with The Girls Next Door (don’t forget he wants a mansion of porn stars, too), it’s hard to imagine he’ll pull off this mega-family fantasy, continue to smoke crack “socially” and keep his big salary sitcom career afloat. Points for ambition, though.