Justin Bieber might be a golden child with unnaturally lovely tresses, a wax figure in his likeness, and rabidly defensive fans, but one thing he can’t have is a date with Rihanna. At the NBA All-Star game, Bieber sat with RiRi and used his close proximity to ask her out on a date. It didn’t go as planned for the 16-year-old. Bieber explains “I asked her out. It didn’t go so well, since I’m not with her. I asked her out and she was basically like, ‘You’re too young.’” So, wait, what about Selena Gomez? Didn’t Bieber just send a truckload of flowers to her door? Oh, wait, maybe he did that because he was feeling guilty. Ahhh-HA! It all makes sense now.
We also have to applaud Rihanna for having the good sense to say no to the Biebs, but we still expect the Belieber backlash against her to start in 3…2…1. She, Kim Kardashian, and Esperanza Spalding should start a club.
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