Happy Birthday, JWoww! The Jersey Shore starlet went all out to bring in her 26th birthday at Vanity in Las Vegas on Friday night. Surprisingly, she was on her own though. No, it wasn’t a party for one obviously — not one guido or guidette from the crew was around. Not even Snooki. What gives? Why no love?
Since it was her birthday, we’re feeling especially forgiving. So we’re totally not going to talk about the toxic tan, the bubblegum lipstick, the eye makeup slapped on with a shovel or that strip of cloth that’s supposed to be a dress. Not saying anything at all! We’re totally not even going the she’s 26 route.