We never imagined anyone would be able to touch an A-lister’s junk and stand up for women’s rights at the same time. But as always, we’re painfully incorrect. At Saturday’s Independent Spirit Awards, Rosario Dawson grabbed Paul Rudd’s crotch after unexpectedly leaping on stage. Apparently Rosario didn’t take kindly to presenters Rudd and Eva Mendes‘ sketch, which hilariously featured Rudd repeatedly grabbed Eva’s breasts. Haha, yeah, what a knee-slapper. You two should take your show on the road!
“I’m a women’s rights activist and I was getting a little tired that he was grabbing her boob onstage for half an hour,” Dawson told Access Hollywood. “Nothing bad, but it was funny.” In case it seems like such a beautiful moment had to be choreographed, apparently Dawson decided in the moment to take the stage. “I was sitting there with my fork like, ‘If he doesn’t stop, I’m going to stab him with my fork,’” Rosario said. “So I got up there and I stabbed him with my fork, and he didn’t stop, so I was like, alright, I’m going to grab his package.” We didn’t even notice the fork in her hand until right now! Wow, we look forward to the day when we’re famous enough to make our opinions known by grabbing celebrities’ wieners. Until then, we aren’t allowed back on the N train.
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