We’d always imagined Lady Gaga’s first time was on the back of a dragon made of glitter and flames, so we were epically disappointed that Lady Gaga says losing her virginity was terrible. “I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 17. But I have to say even then I wasn’t ready and it was an absolutely terrible experience,” the singer admitted. “It wasn’t good at all. I have never not had safe sex, I have always asked a guy to be tested and to use protection, which was always my rule. Otherwise you’re playing Russian Roulette.” See, Russian Roulette was exactly how we thought Gaga would start a romantic evening with a gentleman caller. We have so much to learn.
“I never actually enjoyed sex until two years ago,” Gaga, who debuts her new song “Judas” at the Thierry Mugler fashion show Wednesday, admitted. “It was a proper monogamous relationship in which I felt free enough to trust and I had enough self love. Sex is the ultimate expression of vulnerability and for me it was important to know that it was a proper relationship so it was sex as a source of love and nothing else.” We don’t know if Gaga’s boyfriend Luc Carl is the relationship in question, but either way we imagine a lot of eyeliner-smeared trysting on a pile of sweaty bandannas and foam rubber monster claws. We wouldn’t want to imagine it any other way.
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