Porn Parodies Are Basically The Only Thing Keeping The Porn Industry Afloat These Days

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The financial troubles of the porn industry were recently chronicled in a New York magazine cover story called “The Geek Kings of Smut.” In the piece, porn moguls like Steven Hirsch of Vivid decried not only the explosion of amateur porn, but also so-called “tube sites,” described by the magazine as “YouTube-like repositories of content that is often free, and often pirated.” So now that anyone with a webcam is now able to make (and publish!) their own porn to horny, hairy-palmed dudes the world over, how are the denizens of the San Fernando Valley going to continue to make themselves enough money to keep themselves rolling in tacky jewelry, lucite heels and hard narcotics? Besides a grant from Charlie Sheen, that is? Two words: porn parodies!

Earlier today, our friends over at Splitsider alerted us to the tremendous news that a Community porn parody* is now in the works. Not surprising, we suppose, especially considering that Reservoir Dogs and the Justice League of America were both turned into porn parodies in the last week.

First up, we have the creatively titled Rezervoir Doggs: An XXX Parody. Based on the trailer, it looks to be an extremely faithful adaptation of Quentin Tarantino’s original source material. And by “faithful,” we really mean “totally plagiarized.” However, we DO appreciate that the creators of this video took some creative license with their title; if we didn’t know any better, we’d say that it’s a clever reference to the liberties QT himself took with the English language with the title Inglorious Basterds.

And then there’s Justice League XXX, starring Ron Jeremy as the Penguin. While we could literally spend hours debating whether Jeremy or Danny DeVito has a hairier back, our primary question revolves around the dropping of the “of America” portion of the name from the 1970s era cartoon. Is this meant to infer that this movie takes place somewhere outside of our fair nation’s borders? Or perhaps this is to help with the ancillary grosses in foreign markets? Guess we’ll have to watch the finished product to find out.

*Starburns!

[Thanks, Daily What and Buzzfeed!]

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