Well, it was fun laughing at Charlie Sheen’s ranting for a while, but it was only a matter of time before the non-wacky side of his crazed lifestyle made a re-appearance. A judge temporarily stripped Charlie Sheen of custody of his young twins after ex-wife Brooke Mueller accused the actor of threatening to stab her in the eye with a penknife, as well as yelling “I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom.” Sheen was sentenced with misdemeanor assault last summer after allegedly threatening Brooke with a knife in Aspen over Christmas 2009. “Tiger blood now drips from my fangs,” said Sheen—possibly unwisely—after surrendering Bob and Max in front of Radar‘s camera.
Sheen has already gone on TV to deny the charges (“If you spend enough time around me you can formulate things and make it sound like it could have come from my mouth, but you can do that watching reruns”) and shared purported evidence of Brooke Mueller’s ongoing drug problems with Radar (“We were duped by a charlatan…I’ve been looking at it too long, that’s why I divorced the b—-”). The actor is seeking full custody of their sons Bob and Max, but between these threats, his previous arrests, and the appearance of Charlie’s goddesses/nude models/babysitters on Today, it seems unlikely he’ll get his wish.