Rolling Stone Cover: Is That A Rocket Between Your Legs Or Are You Just Snooki To See Me?

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That title makes about as much sense as having Snooki on the cover of Rolling Stone. But, we live in a crazy, tiger blood* world. Things don’t make sense.

Don’t get me wrong, I like this cover. I do. Except I think they got the angle wrong. It should look like this:

America’s love affair with Snooki. Strange Love indeed.

*This will be my last reference to Charlie Sheen. I’m sick of it. I’ve Sheen it all. I’m done. He should be Sheen and not heard. The only reason I would keep talking about Sheen is because I keep NAILING all these Sheen puns.