In case you’d forgot who the ultimate pop-tart really is (We’re so sorry, Gaga), Britney Spears posing topless for V Magazine will refresh your short pop culture memory. What should we keep in mind about Ms. Spears? “That the bitch is back and better than ever!” Britney tells V. Candy-colored Spears looks like something you’d find nestled in a pile of plastic grass on Easter morning, but the much more guarded singer reminds us that a girl can’t have a thirteen-year-long career, survive a marriage to KFed and attack a car with an umbrella without having a secret razor blade inside.
In her interview about her new album Femme Fatale releasing March 29 which features songs by Will.i.am and Ke$ha, Spears explains how she’s finally learning to live her life out of the public eye. “I think it’s easier to let people in when you’re younger, but when I became a mother I wanted more privacy for myself and my children. A life away from my life,” Britney muses. When asked if she was destined for fame, Spears laughs dryly, “If not, then God definitely has a strange sense of humor.” At least Britney does too, or girlfriend wouldn’t have any of that sweetness left.
[Photos: V Magazine]