Everyone angry that the LAPD is hunting Lindsay Lohan down while Charlie Sheen isn’t in jail may soon get their wish. TMZ says Brooke Mueller will argue that Sheen is in contempt of their divorce agreement, seeing as how it stipulates that “Charlie agrees to not disclose to any media sources personal information relating to Brooke’s alleged drug usage.” That’s something he’s definitely been doing a lot of, accusing her of being loaded during a recent trip to the Bahamas and even showing Mueller’s alleged crackpipe to Radar. It’s not hard to believe Charlie would forget what he’s not supposed to say, considering you really shouldn’t say any of the stuff coming up in Sheen’s television rants.
If Sheen is found in contempt, the judge could send him away for as long as 6 months, though it seems unlikely he’ll get so stiff a term if the mother of his children is doing cocaine again. But throw this news on top of Brooke’s accusations of abuse and death threats, and it looks like the guy may be off to a true “sober valley lodge” without his goddesses before too long.
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