Ke$ha Tattoos A Fan; We Turn Into Our Mother

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Oh girl child, no! Watching Ke$ha tattoo a fan is bringing out our deep-seated maternal instinct. The singer’s biggest fan cannot believe his luck when Ke$ha whips out a needle and ink and carves a permanent $ into his foot. “It’s fun! It’s like I’m in prison!,” the happy recipient gasps. Yeah, except we doubt Ke$ha tattoos really go over with the maximum security set.  Look, we love that sleazy pop princess as much as the next screaming tween, but don’t these kids know trends fade? This is like if we got a Willa Ford tattoo back in high school. Don’t remember who she was? EXACTLY.

We know from Ke$ha’s home tattoo gun and her new song “Till The World Ends” for Britney Spears that Ke$ha is a party person, but the idea of her branding someone with her logo still gives us the vapors. “I consider myself a songwriter before and above everything else, so it’s an honor to write for one of pop music’s biggest icons,” Ke$ha gushed about working with Spears. “And I hope it gets everyone’s ass on the dance floor cuz y’all know that’s what K-Monay does best!” Well, at least she has something she’s good at; body art just doesn’t happen to be one of them. We really hope that guy’s mother doesn’t know how to work the internet.