Mike Myers is a walking contradiction. On one hand, he’s a huge star—one of the biggest comedy has. And yet the guy is forgotten about the second he’s not on your TV or movie screen. Proof is his relationship with Kelly Tisdale, who runs the cafe Teany with her ex-boyfriend Moby. Myers and Tisdale first hooked up in 2006 after his divorce from Robin Ruzan, with Tisdale telling the National Enquirer, “We’re actually surprised you guys didn’t find out about us sooner.” Well, the gossip hounds haven’t tightened their watch: Page Six confirmed that Myers and Tisdale got married five months ago…and no one noticed! We’d check if he was wearing a ring during his recent SNL appearance, but…eh.
Though we’re amused by this evidence of his weirdly indifferent superstardom (one similar to fellow comedy recluses like Chris “I Only Make Movies With Rush Hour In The Title” Tucker), we’re happy to hear things are working out so well for him and Tisdale—she clearly isn’t marrying him for the limelight!
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