Not to be all “Who the f*ck is Arcade Fire” on Waka Flocka Flame, but who the f*ck is Waka Flocka Flame? Don’t answer that. I’ll turn to my Google device. But for now, I know that he is the star of the least appealing PETA ad I’ve seen to date. FAMILY JEWELS INDEED.
So, according to Mr. Flame, I either wear a mink or tattoo my entire body? F*ck. This is a tough one. I’ll have to think abou-nope. Fur. I choose fur.
I hope one of those diamonds isn’t a blood diamond. That would really dilute the message.