Tom Brady Demotes Himself From Hot Athlete To Dorky Dad At Carnival

Seeing as Tom Brady is the patron saint of our home state of Massachusetts, we’ll probably get blacklisted and put on a state watch-list for posting this video. In the clip above, Brady rocks out at Carnival in Rio de Janeiro looking like he got his moves from a “How To Dance At An Adult-Contemporary Music Concert” page on About.com. We can’t decide if we’re charmed by his dorkiness or if this was the final straw and we can no longer find him attractive (we can’t even comment on his ponytail, it’s just…something else). Check out some less embarrassing photos of Brady, Gisele Bundchen and Jude Law partying in Brazil earlier this week.