Ohhh myyyy Goddd willlll youuuuu looooook atttttt thiiiiiiiis guuuuuuyyyy?
Our favorite hospital for miniature rescued deers, St. Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital, has nearly outdone themselves with this latest find. A baby Muntjac deer nicknamed “Bless Her Little Heart” lost both of her ears in a dog attack in Oxford, England. While this story already seems delightfully heartbreaking, it gets better: She became best friends with a fellow male deer named Max, and now the two are boyfriend and girlfriend. Boyfriend and f-ing girlfriend baby deers, one of whom looks remarkably like the deer version of Erykah Badu.
You would be wise to click ahead for not only a photo of these lovebirds as well as the HOOF CLOSE-UP OF 2011.
CAN YOU TAKE IT???? I CAN’T.
This is Bless Her Heart and her boyfriend Max re-enacting the climax of Sophie’s Choice.
Can we please start a campaign to get me a VIP pass to the Tiggywinkles Hospital? Because this is the only location named in my new book “One Places To See Before I Die.”
[Photos: Splash News]