Here is what the director’s letter to potential investors probably read like.
“Greetings, potential investors. I would like you offer you an exciting opportunity to get involved in the movie making business. What we are setting out to do here is revolution the way film is experienced. With our team of actors and presumably non-union crew members, we hope to take all the elements of the Twilight series and reassemble them into a more static, selfconsciously acted hunk of saccharine Gothic gayness. With your help, we can make this a reality.”
You’re going to have so much fun realizing this isn’t fake.
Thank you again, Videogum.