The Bachelor Wastes Our Time, Brad And Emily Are Broken Up Already

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Congratulations on your engagement … or not. The Bachelor, Brad Womack, and Emily Maynard, the woman he picked to be his bride last night on the show’s season finale, have already broken up, reports PopEater. Someone should maybe tell ABC that their “happy couple” is more happy to be in separate rooms in separate cities. A producer told the website, “Emily is not able to forgive Brad for what she considers cheating week-after-week with other girls.” It can’t really be considered cheating when it’s in front of millions of people and you signed a contract to allow it to happen, can it? By this “retroactive cheating” standard, pretty much everyone in the world is an unfaithful slut.

“It’s always hard sending the couple back into reality after they have been living in paradise, but no one in the history of the show has had as hard a time adjusting as Emily,” the producer continued. “Since they both returned to their normal lives things have been a disaster.” Let’s just hope that things don’t end up as contentious as they were between Bachelor Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi, those two have a mutual hate like no other.

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