A Few Words On The Extent To Which Chris Brown Is A Complete F*ck

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Chris Brown appeared on ABC’s Good Morning America today. After an interview in which he was questioned about the now two year old Rihanna incident, he got angry, broke a window with a chair, took off his shirt (obviously), and stormed out of the studio before his second scheduled performance.

Let us quickly comb through today’s events and examine how they highlight the extent to which Chris Brown is a complete f*ck.

First of all, if you want people to stop asking questions about your violent outbursts, you probably shouldn’t respond to a question about your violent outburst with ANOTHER violent outburst.

Now, we’ll consider two things he said between questions about his violent outbursts and his ensuing violent outburst. When the first question came up about his demolishing of Rihanna’s face he had this to say: “It’s not really a big deal to me now as far as that situation. I think I’m passed that in my life.”

Yeah, Chris… THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE’S ISSUE WITH YOU IS! We know it’s not a big deal to you. That’s why you’re an assh*le!

Lastly, when asked about his new song, FAME, he explained that it stands for “Forgiving All My Enemies.”

What is it that he is forgiving people for exactly? Is he forgiving people for being disgusted with him for pummeling a woman’s face with his hands? Because no one is asking for forgiveness for that. We’re all pretty comfortable with it it. What a f*ck.

No one wants forgivness for that either, Chris.