Just caught this infomercial for Easy Feet. It’s basically an Adidas pool shoe with toothbrush bristles for your feet. At first, I was like “This is rereeee.” But the longer I watched the ad, the more I wanted my feet to feel that undeniably satisfying bristle effect. Sure, it’s the kind of thing I would buy and then hide when company came over (*I am 60 now apparently), but frankly, I’d probably buy two and wear them around the house. It would be like walking all over the face of Donald Sutherland, something I once posted a Craigslist ad about but no one got back to me.
*10 minute silence*
Here’s the ad.