EMERGENCY ALERT: TORTOISE GONE MISSING FROM ZOO

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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS TORTOISE?!?! He has gone missing from the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo in Colorado. His name is Butti, and zookeepers are concerned that somebody might have stolen him to keep him as a pet.

The main zoo guy is all like…

If you have any information at all regarding the whereabouts Butti the Tortoise you are probably the guy who stole Butti the Tortoise.

Thanks, AOL News.