WANT: Pulled Pork & Pierogi Pretzel Sandwich


Behold, the new sandwich this year at PNC Park in Pittsburgh: “The Pulled Pork and Pierogi Stacker piles house-smoked pulled pork on top of a Breadworks pretzel roll with caramelized onions and two potato pierogies.”

Baseball is great. If you need further elaboration on that comment, you can find me on the exact spot where this sandwich is sitting in the photo, ending my life. It’s been BUN, y’all! (As in, pretzel instead of one. Can’t make sentence logic, brain pre-emptively saving energy to digest this sandwich.)

Oh, and another one for good measure:

“The Stuffed Pepper Hoagie stuffs a banana pepper packed with sausage and cheese into a hoagie roll, and then tops it with fresh marinara.”

What the hell, our fanbase has been suicidal for almost two decades anyway, might as well find a way to work a stuffed banana pepper into it and whip two birds with one rodlike clogged artery.

(via @mattmono3)

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