According to TMZ, this is not Christopher Walken but, instead, a 68 year old man named Tony A. Kadyhrob. And instead of being in movies, he tried to kidnap a 19 year old girl at Rider University. And instead of having no mustache at all, he has a very silly one.
I’ve got obvious joke fever, and the only cure is more neck skin.*
Maybe if Mr. Kadyhrob tried to class it up a little, he wouldn’t have to try to abduct people against their will. This guy knows what I’m talking about: