Miley Back On Twitter, Recognizes A Sheenius When She Sees One

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Now we sort of understand Billy Ray Cyrus gave that overtly fearful Vanity Fair interview awhile ago. His daughter isn’t exactly Ruth Bader Ginsburg with the judgment over here. After Miley Cyrus’s Twitter career restarted with an account hyping her upcoming Gypsy Heart tour, Miley Cyrus tweeted about Charlie Sheen, enthusing “‘Do not fear…the Sheenius is here!’ I’m not gonna lie. I came back to twitter for 2 reasons. My fans and to follow Charlie Sheen.” The pop star had quit social media complaining that she wanted to protect her privacy. Now Miley’s ready for the whole world to see her love for Uncle Charlie’s Laugh-A-Minute Tweet Beat. Cut to Billy Ray frantically pulling wires out of his PC, trying to shut down the internet.

Even more panic-inducing, Charlie Sheen tweeted Miley back. “Dear Miley, Welcome back to Twitter! Always felt you were epic! Now you proved it! Thanks for the love,” the former sitcom star wrote, inspiring the singer to gush “I always felt the same about you! You have taught me everything I know about WINNING. Duh!” and “Makin dinner for my fam right now. Honey sesame chicken, garlic rice & salad. There’s only one thing missing & that’s Charlie Sheen!” Today Miley swooned, “The only person that even comes close to winning as hard core as @charliesheen is @ConanOBrien =] I will see ya tonight @ 11 COB! TWEET ME!” We’d always hoped we’d one day see Charlie Sheen and a weeping Billy Ray Cyrus engage in hand-to-hand combat. We just couldn’t imagine how the universe would deliver us such a gift. Until today.

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