Ke$ha, you know we think you are stink fabulous. If we every had to get a prison tattoo from a pop star, you would be very close to the top of our list. If Sarah Silverman’s unicorn video is any indication, however, today might be the day you scoop up your glitter-encrusted used undies and go, because you have been out ‘corned. To the strains of Aerosmith’s “Angel”, Silverman, wines, dines, and, yes, consummates her very serious relationship with Juicy Fruit’s Serenading Unicorn. Sarah’s not just hanging out in bars with any old legendary horned beast like in Ke$ha’s “Blow” video; she knows how to make a commitment. You could learn something from her, Ke$ha. Like that, and proper hygeine.
As if fornicating with mythological creatures wasn’t impressive enough, Sarah Silverman met President Obama recently and, despite spending just a few moments with him, managed to force him to picture her in the nude. “I’m going to be naked in a movie!” Silverman admitted blurting out in a convo with Barack in her interview with Piers Morgan. Hmm, and what are you doing with your spare time, Ke$ha? Taking your bra off for James Van Der Beek in the most awkward way possible? It’s like you’re not even trying anymore.
