Sheryl Crow’s Cookbook Is Like An SNL Sketch About Sheryl Crow’s Cookbook

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We in no way want to discourage people from buying Sheryl Crow’s cookbook. The woman is 49 and has a body of a 20-year-old pro tennis player; we certainly can’t argue with her teaming up with chef Chuck White to promote whatever magic elixir has her looking so phenomenal. That being said, the title of Crow’s book is, at best, what you’d imagine her cookbook would be called on MADtv: “If If Makes You Healthy.” Oh girl, that’s hilarious. So hilarious in fact, that we brainstormed some titles for her future healthy cooking endeavors:

  • The First Cut Is The Quiche-est
  • All I Wanna Do (Is Lose Some Weight)
  • Soak Up The Yum
  • Every Day Is A Winding Road (To The Gym)
  • My Favorite Milk-Shake
  • A Change (In Your Eating Habits) Would Do You Good
  • Strong Enough To Be My Flan

Ugh, does this mean we have to scrap plans for our upcoming candy cookbook, “If It Makes You Taffy?” In addition to whipping America into shape using amazing puns, Sheryl Crow joins Kid Rock‘s tour this summer, where they will hopefully perform a rendition of their duet “Picture (Of Sheryl Crow’s Totally Ripped Abs).”

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