Somehow we don’t see Chuck scoring an Oscar nominated actress anytime soon, but points for trying. With Charlie Sheen‘s Columbus, OH show going smoothly (only one drunk heckler had to be removed!), the actor used his stage time to suggest that Mila Kunis should be the next member of his exclusive club of “goddesses,” joining porn star Rachel Oberlin and Cali Chronic X pin-up Natalie Kenly. “Here’s the good news—my goddesses have already f—ng approved her. She’s pre-approved! I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f—ing Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your s—, trust me, you’re still f—ing winning, you’re still winning at that moment.”
“I’m going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes,” he continued. “I’m going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f—ing hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we we have a warehouse full of your favorite s— to steal.” While Mila is reportedly single after splitting with Macaulay Culkin, we doubt she wants to follow a paranoid, violent sitcom star around the country, even if he swears he won’t trap her in a closet when his watch goes “missing”.
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