Betty White Puts Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen On Blast For Being “Ungrateful”

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Like your actual grandma would do if she had any idea who either of them were, Betty White blasted Linday Lohan and Charlie Sheen to the press. “I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen for example,” White complained to the Daily Mail. “They party too much, don’t learn their lines, are unprofessional, and they grumble about everything. I think they are terribly ungrateful.” Why, in Betty’s day you had date twelve porn stars and walk uphill both ways to steal an entire jewelry store before you’d even make the local paper. From there, though, it was straight to Hollywood!

Next time they go to court (and believe us, there will be a next time they go to court), Lohan and Sheen should be legally obligated to run all of their thoughts, like Lohan’s Gotti movie or Sheen’s Mila Kunis craving , through her first. “I always thought you were the smart one,” Betty will sigh to them, and they’ll feel so horribly guilty, they’d have to immediately go back to college and stop mouthing off to their dad. “We considered ourselves lucky … and were always on our best behavior in public,” White said of stars in her day. As these Betty White nude photos can attest, the key phrase being “in public.”

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