Motormouth Reese Witherspoon Thinks RPattz Sucks At Love Scenes


SHUT UP, Reese Witherspoon. Take it back! It’s not true! Shutupshutupshutup! We’re not even joking, guys. We’re normally super cool with Reese who we think is adorable and yay for her marriage to Jim Toth and all that. But Mrs Witherspoon-Toth has become complacent because she’s cute and pert and everyone likes her. So now, she thinks she can say whatever shiz she wants and it’ll all be good. WRONG, Missy. Reese thinks Rob Pattinson sucks at love scenes. What’s up with that, huh? Why you dissing Rob who is, and will always be, a sex god.

She says that her love scenes with Rob in Water For Elephants were hell, revealing, “Rob possibly had the most hideous horrible cold of any co-star I’ve ever had to do a love scene with ever in my entire life. He was literally snorting and snotting through every second of it—and it was not appealing. I’m talking green, infectious, disgusting—I’m not kidding!” Do you see why the gloves are off? Reese, completely oblivious to the fact that millions of darts were being positioned her way, also added, “I’m going to say it’s a little bit of a downer. I was a little disappointed. It wasn’t sexy.” Which also shows that she’s lost her mind. Reese, we can take you. You have been warned.

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