“Oh, big deal. It’s a really large egg. Who cares? Honestly. Can you answer that question for me? Who actually cares about this? Why would somebody put this on the internet, and then why would you take this stupid thing they put on in internet and try to put it in my eyes? I can’t believe you have so little respect for me and value my time to such a small degree that you would… OH SH*T LOOK AT THAT!! WHAT THE F********CKKKKKK?!?!? Hahaha. Those Japanese people are reacting quite appropriately.” – You watching this video.
Aside from a live baby dinosaur jumping out, that was the best thing that could have possibly happened.