But they seemed so happy! TMZ reported this morning that Rachel Oberlin—better known as porn star Bree Olson—left boyfriend Charlie Sheen and fellow “goddess” Natalie Kenly, as well as Sheen’s Violent Torpedo Of Truth tour that continues in DC on Tuesday night. “It feels SO GOOD to be home!” Olson tweeted this weekend. “I was very homesick so it’s good to be back with my family and friends. I love home, Dr. Sniffles & you guys!” (“Dr. Sniffles” is her cat, by the way). Olson previously left Sheen in early March but returned, with the infamous actor saying “I chipped one of my warlock fangs on a great white shark I had to murder. Pissed me off and like an ass I took it out on her.”
Ironically, Sheen announced “The Rachel tending to errands back home” on his Twitter this weekend—pretty gentle for a guy known for not taking rejection well. As you can guess, it didn’t take long after posting for TMZ to admit they overplayed the drama. Turns out Bree once again has to deal with her DUI case in Indiana—partially the cause for her last departure from Sheen’s side—and that she is “100% still one of Charlie’s goddesses.” Wow, when TMZ can’t even bother to parse Sheen’s tweets, you know his cultural moment must be fading.
