Tim Curry, everyone’s favorite actor, butler and transvestite, turns 65 years young today. I’d like to offer up my thanks to the man who was the star of my favorite film, Clue, and played The Devil in my not favorite film, Legend. And then of course there’s The Rocky Horror Picture Show, where he plays a sexy scary transvestite, as opposed to his sexy scary clown in IT. Just kidding, the clown isn’t that scary. Now let’s all watch a montage of great moments from Clue. It’s literally the best thing you could do on a Tuesday.
“And monkey’s brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.Cl.!”
Dear Tim Curry, just so you know, birthday cake and you are my favorite things. Also napping. So, if you would like to eat birthday cake today and then take a nap with me, you would make my life. Sometimes it’s nice to give back on your birthday.