Lindsay’s Headed To The Coroner (For Her Community Service)

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This is basically the plot of Lindsay Lohan‘s next movie, right? Franco, are you behind this? Don’t worry; our favorite jailbird isn’t dead. She’ll just wish she was when she has to trade in her high-waisted couture pants for some embalming-fluid-stained coveralls, ’cause Lindsay Lohan’s community service is at the coroner’s office! After the judge found Lindsay guilty of violating probation Friday, in addition to four months in jail she was sentenced to 120 hours of community service at the L.A. County Department of Coroner’s office, where she’ll no doubt be bored stiff…and our screenplay has it’s title.

“She’ll be doing basic janitorial work,” Coroner Assistant Chief Ed Winter says. “She won’t be handling any dead bodies but she’ll certainly see them.” Certainly! This isn’t the first time Lindsay has mingled with the recently departed; the staff got to see her undoubtedly smiling face after Lohan’s drunk driving violation in 2007. Lohan will also have to complete 360 hours of service at the Downtown Women’s Center in L.A, where she’ll no doubt feel….at home…well, we have more time to work on that one. 360 hours in fact!

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