Michael Lohan Shows Support For Lindsay By Fighting John Bobbit


Well isn’t this sweet. Just days after Lindsay Lohan got sent back to jail, father Michael is showing support for his daughter in his own special, attention-seeking way. In an effort to raise awareness for teen drug and alcohol addiction, Big Mike has agreed to fight John Bobbit in a charity boxing match. We would have suggested sending Lindsay an Edible Arrangement, but this works too.

For those of you who’ve never heard a standup comedy routine dating from 1993-2003, Bobbit achieved infamy after his wife Lorena cut off his penis with a kitchen knife. “It should be a very interesting match!” Celebrity Boxing founder Damon Feldman told RadarOnline. “It’s for a great cause.”

We’re pretty sure that Lindsay’s already done a pretty good job of raising awareness of teen drug and alcohol abuse. Maybe Michael just really wants to beat up John Bobbit. Or perhaps beating up a man whose genitals have been maimed by household cutlery is the only way Michael knows how to say “I love you.” Regardless, the three one-minute rounds are scheduled to take place in Ft. Lauderdale on June 4th. It’s ON! Remember Mike, no hitting below the belt. Oh wait…

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