Well isn’t this sweet. Just days after Lindsay Lohan got sent back to jail, father Michael is showing support for his daughterÃ‚Â in his own special, attention-seeking way. In an effort to raise awareness for teen drug and alcohol addiction, Big Mike has agreed to fight John Bobbit in a charity boxing match. We would have suggested sending Lindsay an Edible Arrangement, but this works too.
For those of you who’ve never heard a standup comedy routine dating from 1993-2003, Bobbit achieved infamy after his wife Lorena cut off his penis with a kitchen knife. “It should be a very interesting match!” Celebrity Boxing founder Damon Feldman told RadarOnline.Ã‚Â “It’s for a great cause.”
We’re pretty sure that Lindsay’s already done a pretty good job of raising awareness of teen drug and alcohol abuse. Maybe Michael just really wants to beat up John Bobbit. Or perhaps beating up a man whose genitals have been maimed by household cutlery is the only way Michael knows how to say “I love you.” Regardless, the three one-minute rounds are scheduled to take place in Ft. Lauderdale on June 4th. It’s ON! Remember Mike, no hitting below the belt. Oh wait…