While most women who are eight months pregnant with twins would be groaning under a pile of Snuggies in front of a Snapped marathon, Mariah Carey’s Easter egg baby bump demonstrates once again that the woman will be a diva until, during and after they cut the umbilical cords. “HAPPY EASTER! Ummm.. READY!!!!!!!!!!!! Done and done,” Mariah tweeted while posting the pic. Let’s not even get into how good her hair looks in that picture; we can barely manage to wash ours, and we don’t have two tiny people subletting our abdomen.
First we had Mariah’s butterfly belly paint in March, then an egg for Easter. Might I suggest a life-sized portrait of Mariah’s mom for Mother’s Day, in case the babies, due in early May, haven’t made an appearance yet? For all we know the woman doing the painting could be Carey’s best friend since grade school, but we’d like to imagine it’s her full-time, live-in womb decorator. Of course, given the Mariah Carey nude pregnancy photos and $100,000 baby nursery we’ve already read about, we wouldn’t be surprised to hear Carey hired the artist to join them in the delivery room, where she can dodge thrown bed pans as she puts the final finishing touches on one exquisite Arbor Day mural.
[Photo: Mariah Carey’s Twitter]