Alex Pettyfer, Gentleman Owner Of The Classiest Tattoo On Earth


It isn’t very often that the crème de la crème of society reveals what’s really going on under their top hats, especially when it comes to junk tattoos! Given, we’re assuming, between trips to the haberdashery and the stables, I am Number Four star Alex Pettyfer’s interview in VMan reveals that actor has the words “thank you” inked into the skin above his crotch. “In case I forget to say it,” Pettyfer jovially explained. How wonderful! We can’t imagine why Dianne Argon broke up with Pettyfer when he is such a class act. How she must be crying into her pillow still!

The Beastly star also graciously shared his thoughts on his current city, and the very business that is currently making him a wealthy man. “L.A. is growing on me a little bit but it’s still a s–t hole. I think it’s this insidious pool where nearly everyone lives in fear. Geographically it’s fantastic, but socially it’s disgusting. I wish they’d run all the c–ts out,” he explained to America’s collective delight, later explaining “Being an actor is like being in prison. You go, you serve your time, you try and replicate Johnny Depp‘s career and then you move to Paris.” We have no doubt Alex will perfectly replicate the long and illustrious career Depp took decades to build, or he’ll be a hot dog vendor with a wiener tattoo.  Either way we’re sure he’ll be thrilling any and every woman who comes his way.

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