Socialite Brandon Davis (brother of Celebrity Rehab‘s Jason Davis) is best known for calling Lindsay Lohan a “firecrotch” and (allegedly) tweeting that ex Mischa Barton was one of the “fattest people on the planet.” So forgive us if we’re not shocked that the guy was picked up by police in Hollywood last night. According to TMZ, Brandon—already 86′ed from one club, punched comedian Ben Gleib (a Chelsea Lately regular) at the Roosevelt Hotel. Cops reportedly found cocaine on Davis, and promptly scooted him off to Hollywood PD, where he hopefully remains. The champ is charged with battery and possession of a controlled substance, though we’re sure a helicopter filled with money has already been sent to remedy the situation.
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