Vin Diesel, star of The Fast and the Furious then not 2 Fast 2 Furious then the very end of The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift then Fast and Furious with no “The”s and now Fast Five, in some bizarre parabola-shaped arc of being too famous for the franchise then totally not again, even though 5 is gonna be bigger than 3 was so not automatically worse but–
I’m rambling. The point is, Vin Diesel once starred in a video showing you how to breakdance. Let’s watch it:
FYI, the music that’s playing is what I hear in my head when I successfully put away a load of laundry. Then I do the same dance but more.