Jesse James has crawled out of his hole to promote his upcoming autobiography, American Outlaw, and it looks like he’s brought some dirt with him. While he mostly tells interviewers about how self-destructive his prodigious philandering was and how ex-wife Sandra Bullock won’t let him see her adopted son Louis and that she doesn’t talk to his daughter Sunny super-often (the witch!), Howard Stern predictably managed to get the answers your average journalist wouldn’t even seek. According to E!, James said sex with fiancee Kat Von D is “100 percent better” than it was with Sandra, and that he will never cheat on her.
It’s not clear why he’d feel the need to dump on Sandra like that—he’s got the tattooed fetish girl, she’s got the kid, everyone can just go about their lives happily now—but don’t expect him to feel bad. “I need to come out of the shadows,” he said on Nightline. “Just because I cheated on my wife and got busted for it, and it became a whole media s—storm, it doesn’t mean that I’m not valuable. I’m sorry it happened. I’m sorry it went down the way it did, but I forgive myself and now I can move on.” In related news, Kat and Jesse tweeted the chorus of “I Melt With You” to each other this afternoon. Because they are the worst.
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