While watching the theatrical trailer of Conan The Barbarian (it releases August 19) many thoughts kept flashing through our heads. The first of these was, hello, Jason Momoa. Or hello, Jason Momoa’s torso, to be exact, because boyfriend is ridiculously ripped! Considering the last time we saw him was on Baywatch Hawaii, color us duly surprised. The second was… Lady Gaga, is datchu? Because they’ve got the princess-royalty archetype (who we presume will get to bonk Conan) character in some seriously Gaga-esque hats! And the third was, WTF, Rose McGowan? Taking all of this into consideration, there’s no way in hell we can miss this one. Especially to see if Jason out-Conan’s Arnold Schwarzenegger! As expected, there’s some insane levels of butt-kicking involved. Now excuse us while we get a beer and smash the can on our heads.