We get it; Jessica Alba lives in a world of yes men (and women) and therefore no one dared tell her that this off the shoulder floral-on-floral monstrosity is a What Not To Wear episode waiting to happen. But this is why women give birth to daughters—to have one honest critic in their life who will take one look at them and snap their tiny Cheerio-covered fingers and shout, “Aw helllll no.”
So Honor Warren, we blame you for this disaster. Don’t let mom leave the house looking like an English rose garden on acid. It’s your daughterly duty, kiddo.
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