Bristol Palin’s Hot New Face The Result Of “Corrective Jaw Surgery,” She Says

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We just alerted NASA that they might be seeing a few unidentified flying objects shooting past the moon in a few moments. Those’ll be the eyebrows that flew off our foreheads upon reading Bristol Palin’s plastic surgery denial. “I had corrective jaw surgery,” Palin tells US Magazine about her new slimmer face and more prominent jaw. “It’s not plastic surgery. Yes. It improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons…so my jaw and teeth could properly realign…I don’t obsess over my face.” Funny how only celebrities seem to require procedures that make them better looking, while the rest of us end up with weird scars. It defies the law of statistics, is all.

Personally, when we think jaw surgery, we think the “Kanye-West-car-accident, jaw-wired-shut-while-you-sip-pancakes-through-a-straw” kind, not the glossy nubbin on the end of Palin’s head. But what do we know? We aren’t highly paid L.A. doctors. Raves Bristol, “I am absolutely thrilled with the results. I look older, more mature, and don’t have as much of a chubby little baby face!” How convenient that she needed major hottification surgery right before the new Bristol Palin reality show started airing. Really, someone should do a study on this; it should be in a peer-reviewed medical journal.

[Photo: Splash News Online]