Starry Night Made Out Of Bacon, For Your Bacon Dorm Room

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Looking to decorate your freshman bacon dorm room? Why not swing by the bacon poster sale and scoop up that bacon Scarface poster, that iconic photo of Bob Marley holding the giant bacon, Einstein sticking his bacon out, and those four naked girls with bacon projected onto their asses.

Or you could go even more traditional and pick up Van Gogh’s Bacon Starry Night:

Awesome! You’ll be taking girls back to your dorm room and hoping they don’t ask you what year you are so you have to lie and say “Junior” so you can still have a shot with them even though you kind of don’t already in no time! This paragraph is NOT AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL. I can’t stress that enough. It’s from the John Adams biography.

(Indestructables, via Geekosystem)

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