Angelina Jolie Suprised We Didn’t “Get” Her Brad Pitt Tattoo

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We are such dum-dums! Of course we should have recognized Angelina Jolie’s Brad Pitt tattoo, which the Kung Fu Panda 2 actress added to her veritable tapestry of skin ink. “Well if they know that it’s latitude and longitude they would have figured out quickly that it was Brad’s birthplace,” Jolie told Extra, referring to the new set of coordinates she had added to those of her children. “It’s Shawnee, Oklahoma.” Argh, we should have know that! Why did we make all those Brad Pitt flash cards if we aren’t going to use them?

Rumors were swirling earlier this year that Angelina Jolie’s adopting another child from Haiti, fueling speculation that the new tattoo might be celebrating a new little bundle of joy. Of course, if these gossip mongers would only check our meticulous chart of Brangelina facts they would see the lunar calendar is all wrong for them to be getting another child so close to the solstice. We mean, clearly.

[Photo: Splash News Online]